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Sealed Orders (1917)

In the heart of the desert even the most mundane sights take on a strange and unsettling air. The dog sat perfectly still on the crest of the ridge, watching the patrol with dark eyes. It was a grey mongrel, the kind of tattered and wretched creature that slopes despondently around meat-souqs hoping to make off with a scrap of mutton or chicken before the trader beats it from his stall. 

‘I don’t like it,’ grumbled Najid, shielding his eyes against the sun. ‘How did it get here? Why’s it so still?’ 

Najid abu Rasil was the oldest of them. His beard was more grey than black and when he smiled that impudent, insouciant grin of his, half his teeth were missing. Those that remained were crooked and stained from decades of shisha-tobacco. Najid was not a man easily perturbed, except by the prospect of real work. 

‘It’s just a dog, Najid,’ Abdul-Malik laughed. ‘Probably belongs to some herdsman and wandered off.’ 

‘If I was a shepherd and my mutt wandered off to sit in the desert miles from anywhere I’d have whoever trained it’s head! Besides, have you seen any flocks round these parts?’ 

Abdul-Malik had to admit he hadn’t. Between leaving the camp and arriving in this dry wadi, they had seen not a single living thing, nor any sign of human habitation. Abdul-Malik still couldn’t decide whether it was depressingly barren or magnificent. 

He looked again at the dog. It still didn’t move. Such stillness. Perfect, unnatural stillness. Was it even alive? He felt foolish for even entertaining such an absurd thought. Why would anyone stuff a dog and pose it atop a ridge in the middle of the desert? Besides, it was staring back. Those dark, motionless eyes smouldered with patient intelligence. 

Another thing unnatural. Whoever heard of an intelligent dog? 

‘We’re wasting time,’ said Ali bin Shatam, fidgeting impatiently with his rifle. ‘It’s hot and I’m thirsty and we’re wasting time.’ 

Bin Shatam was always thirsty. The smug young Circassian had had a privileged upbringing; some obscure connection to the sharif, so he said. Not that anyone had ever seen Sharif Ali pay him the slightest hint of attention. He’d never got the hang of moderation or rationing. He always gulped down his water too quickly and then went crawling round the others begging a share of theirs. ‘Bin Shaitan’, the men called him behind his back – Son of the Devil. 

‘You’re welcome to go on alone,’ Najid snapped, his attention never wavering from the dog.

‘They say the djinn sometimes appear as dogs and lead men to their doom in the desert.’

‘If you go around following random dogs you deserve all you get,’ Abdul-Malik replied with a chuckle. ‘Come on now, Najid. You don’t believe in djinn.’ 

‘Oh, I don’t, do I?’

That surprised him. ‘Do you?’ 

The older man shrugged. 

‘We’ve got to be rational,’ Abdul-Malik said firmly. ‘If we want the British to take us seriously we can’t go around believing in ghūls and ifrits and all those superstitions. We’re not credulous savages. It’s the twentieth century.’ 

‘Hmm. The British can keep their reason. We’re Arabs, my boy. Sooner you realise that, the happier you’ll be.’ He shouldered his rifle and hauled himself back up into the saddle of Barirah, his camel. ‘Come on, bin Shatam’s right. We’re wasting time here.’ 

Bin Shatam sighed with relief and made a great show of remounting his own camel. Abdul-Malik lingered. Until now he’d wanted nothing more than to be on their way. It was well past noon but the sun overhead was still merciless. As far as he was concerned, the sooner they completed their circuit of the area and got back to the camp, the better. But somehow leaving now felt like a mistake. Like they were shirking their duty; leaving a mystery unresolved. 

‘What if it’s a Turkish dog?’ 

‘Unlikely suggestion,’ bin Shatham said. ‘Animals don’t have nationalities. They can’t get issued with passports.’ 

‘Is that a fact?’ 

‘I have a degree from Cairo.’ 

Abdul-Malik didn’t believe for a moment that bin Shatam had ever even been to Egypt. If he had any been on the receiving end of any education beyond how to pose and preen his beloved fair hair, it had assuredly not extended to manners or social skills. Abdul-Malik ignored him and spoke to Najid. 

‘Maybe it belonged to someone in a Turkish scouting party?’ 

‘I don’t care if it’s Kaiser Willy’s dear little puppy Otto so long as it keeps sitting there minding its own business.’ 

‘You said you didn’t like it.’ 

‘I don’t. I don’t like arse-face here either.’ He nodded at bin Shatam. ‘Some things you just have to put up with and move on.’ 

‘I’m going for a closer look.’ 

Abdul-Malik hadn’t known he was going to say that till the words crossed his lips. He cocked his Enfield and began advancing cautiously up the slope towards the dog. Somewhere behind him he heard Najid utter a theatrical, long-suffering sigh. 

‘Hey there, boy. You’re a nice dog, aren’t you? Not an enemy spy. Certainly not a djinni.’ 

The creature regarded him dispassionately. When he was about halfway up the incline it turned and slowly sauntered away. 

Typical. 

As it turned out, it hadn’t gone far. When Abdul-Malik reached the crest of the ridge he found it was waiting a few dozen feet away. There was something sprawled on the stone beside it. 

‘Najid! Ali! Get up here! There’s a man. The bloody thing’s got an owner!’ 

He ran over and checked the fellow while he waited for his companions to arrive. It was a young man, older than him but younger than Aurens. Clean-shaven except for a skinny moustache across his upper lip. Pale, sunburnt skin and khaki drill marked him out as a British soldier. Abdul-Malik wasn’t expecting much when he felt at the man’s jugular but was surprised to find a pulse, faint but steady. 

The man’s eyes opened the barest crack. He muttered something but Abdul-Malik’s English wasn’t yet good enough to discern meaning in the slurred sounds. He fished out his goatskin and offered water to the Englishman’s lips. He choked and spluttered most of it down his chin, but the second time Abdul-Malik raised the skin he was able to swallow it down. 

Najid and bin Shatham arrived. 

‘Ya allah!’ Najid sighed. ‘As if one Englishman wasn’t enough trouble. Is he dead?’ 

The man murmured something, his eyes closed. 

‘Not far off, I think. He must have been in the desert all day. Maybe even since yesterday. It’s a miracle we found him.’ 

‘Alhamdulillah,’ Najid retorted, not, Abdul-Malik considered, entirely sincerely. 

‘Where’d that dog go?’ asked bin Shatam. 

‘It’s right th– ’ Abdul-Malik broke off. The creature had vanished. The ridge was a few score feet higher than the surrounding desert. The view was uninterrupted as far as the big jagged rock outcroppings near the camp. Wherever the mongrel had slunk off to, they ought to have been able to see it. 

‘Never mind that,’ said Najid. ‘We’d better get this halfwit back to camp. What in God’s name was he doing out here by himself anyway?’ 

Between them, Abdul-Malik and Najid hauled the Englishman to his feet. They had to support his weight; the man was still limp and delirious. As they lifted him a sealed manila envelope fluttered from a fold or pocket of his uniform. It was addressed in English to General Allenby. 

‘What’s this?’ asked bin Shatam. ‘What does it say?’ 

‘Mind your own business,’ Najid said, snatching the paper and stuffing it into his thawb. ‘Are you going to help us or just stand by and watch?’ 

~~~ 

To Abdul-Malik’s relief, the Englishman was still alive when they rode the camels into the camp. The tribesmen rose from their shishas and games of backgammon to stare at the new arrival. Najid waved sarcastically at the spectators. Aurens, it turned out, was not yet back from his attack on the railway. They delivered the soldier to Sharif Ali, who sent an attendant out to find someone with medical experience. That was that. Their role was complete and the foreigner was no longer their responsibility. 

‘This should get us in Aurens’ good books, anyway,’ Abdul-Malik said as he and Najid walked back from the Sharif’s tent to their own corner of the camp. God knew where Bin Shatam had got to. Abdul-Malik couldn’t find it in himself to care. ‘Reckon he’ll reward us?’ 

‘Yeah, and maybe we’ll find a hammam full of houris at the next well we stop at. That’s your problem, my boy. You’re too damned optimistic.’ 

‘Better that than a cynical old grump like you. Look, the raiding party’s coming back.’ 

Raiding was their raison d’être at the moment. Rumour was that the ultimate goal was to push north and take al-Quds and Damascus before the British could, but for now Allenby and Lawrence had them tied up waging a guerrilla campaign against the Hejaz Railway. It was the only artery connecting Medina and the other scattered Ottoman holdings that still held out in Arabia to the empire in Palestine and Anatolia. Their job was to harry the supply line, to keep blowing up tracks and trains as fast as the Turks could repair them. Sometimes they’d pull down telegraph wires too while they were at it. Just for larks. The more soldiers and engineers were bogged down trying to keep the railway operational, the fewer there would be to hinder the northwards advance of Allenby’s army when it made its push into the Levant. 

Most of the men, of course, cared not a fig for strategy. They were in it for the loot. 

Emerging from a cloud of dust, the raiders thundered down the hillside on camels laden with boot. They made, it had to be said, more noise and fuss than was strictly necessary. Those left behind gathered round to see how jealous they ought to be. Abdul-Malik saw Turkish rifles and officers’ ornamental kilijes; paintings and old books; what looked like a large pile of silken şalvar 

‘Ahh,’ said Najid wryly. ‘Another successful day!’ 

‘It’s kind of reassuring to know that even in wartime the Ottoman Empire feels the need to load its trains up full to the brim with junk. Shows they’ve still got standards.’ 

‘I’m starting to see a pattern. Today people ride off into the desert; they come back with useless crap.’ 

El-Aurens rode in at the back, as he often did. Like all Europeans he was stiff-necked and aloof. He didn’t like to get caught up in the excitement like an Arab. Well, didn’t like to show it, anyway. That famous English reserve, people would say with knowing nods. Famous it might be, but Abdul-Malik didn’t think it could be much fun. Aurens never brought back any loot. His paymasters must be keeping him well.

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